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Anonymous Sun Jun 30 21:08:40 2019 No.14492771 [View]
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>>14492381
>>14484337
>be company
>issue paper "common stock" certificates (that aren't even real paper anymore, lmao)
>collect money from rubes--er--I mean "shareholders"
>don't even pay out dividends in order to "re-invest in the company" and "maximize shareholder value"
>declare bankruptcy
>pay off fellow cronies--I mean bondholders
>"sorry, we did our best but there's just nothing left"
>le stock market face

The stock market is a suckers' game. Buy BTC.

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