/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57530292
I mean. I just can't take this shit no more unironically...

https://youtu.be/zJ07oOKZs7o?t=77

>>57211221
>Anon Apple will launch a new commercial with a transgender celebrity in it and its stock will go up 50% while the Asian stuff crabs forever.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Clown world!
>>57211224
>Invest in country that doesn't believe in private ownership
Some countries do respect private ownership though.
>REEE why doesn't the share price reflect growth in the capital I own!!!
I'm all for buying companies at 1 P/E I doubt that will happen imo the fact that the share price hasn't priced in the EPS growth is only an opportunity in my mind. Because when there's a return to mean you can double or triple your money.

>>57194994
>I wasnt in the right state of mind when I put that in.
The fever literally melted the fats in your braincells liquifying your brain causing you to purchase 10 MPW calls with a $4 strike price. You should stay away from your brokerage account until you're feeling well again.

Ok, I'm leaving to restock on beer, the pain from the loss of Poem Anon is insufferable...

>LAYNE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!