Recently I took a trip to russia and what happened to me has left me in complete and utter shock. When I checked into my 5 star hotel after a very long flight from San fransisco I was very tired and was in need of some relaxation. I asked the lady at the front desk about the amenities in the hotel where she informed me of an Olympic size pool, hot tub and sauna area. Boy was I relieved when she told me this, so I went up to my room, unpacked my things, got into my swin wear and headed for the hot tub area. When I entered the hot tub I couldn't believe what I saw. Sitting in the tub was two russian men, speaking together and surrounded by hot russian babes. At first I just sat there but then I heard the two talking about "linkies" and "rubics" and also the term "pump and dump" followed by long bursts of laughter. It grabbed my attention so I began to stare at these two men. Before I could even think I realized who these two men were. It was sergey of nazarov and Vladimir Tikhomirov. When the two realized I was staring, sergey began whispering to Vladimir then within a few seconds Vladimir yells out "what are you starring at faggot". At this point I was in shock I didn't know what to say and blurted out the word "nipples". To my shock sergey began smiling but Vladimir still looked pissed. Within a few seconds Vladimir had shoved my face into sergeys chest and was yelling at me to suck sergeys nipples and kept calling me a worthless subhuman. I'm going to leave the rest of the details out as I was in the hot tub with these burly russians for another hour and for posterity I can't continue writing this all night because I'm still it shock and utter disbelief and I just
need a good sleep but I need to tell biz what I learned when I was leaving the tub. At the point of when I was leaving the hot tub, sergey and Vladimir had lit up cigars and were insulting me left and right. Vladimir said and I quote "these pathetic humans will hold my bags when I dump on them"