/biz/ - Business & Finance

Once Amazon has vertically integrated the entire US economy and then it's revealed that it has no money and can't pay its employees, but they can't stop working because everyone will starve, it's going to be hilarious. Basically, Bezos will be like George Bailey in It's A Wonderful Life, saying, "the money is here, it's in your house, and the agriculture sector, and a sextillion dollars of derivatives worth of bets I placed on the company because I want to trade this 55 year old spic roastie for another 48 year old one."
It's gonna be fucking hilarious.

>talk about crypto woth family/friends
>tell them it's revolutionary/ a lot of money to be made.
>uh huh ok anon, well it all seems risky and msm told me it was a ponzi. Im going to be late for my job a Wendies, i can't waste my time researching scams.
>they ask why i have so much free time, i tell them i made x10 on an asset and quit my job.
>yea well not all of us can be lucky gambling anon
Why are they like this? Why don't they take it as an example to why they should listen?