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>>11018519

And also why do Americans have this weird 'deep voice' affectation where they draw out random words and then take pauses. My current hypothesis is that their fucking brains must be literally scrambled eggs from pornhub, reality tv, and weed. It's like they say:

'Maaan, ummmm...like..I'm huUUUUungry'

And also I suspect a reason so many American NEETs are incels is because American women have this really weird way of speaking to you where it actually sounds like they're laughing at you, I swear I heard these two dumb blonde bimbos go up and order a bagel from some (((Deli))) and then when the shopkeep asked if they wanted it wrapped in foil they just giggled for no real reason then kind of like rolled their eyes and laughed and said 'umm yes please' like what they SAID didn't even fully correspond to their facial expressions. It's almost as if their passive aggression is hardwired into their faces from years of hating each other in high school.

Meanwhile in Britain where I went to uni even the 'elitists' or 'chads' or 'roughs' while they were all their own niche, they all spoke and acted with this baseline 'normal' amount of civility and I honestly have never felt like it would be impossible to talk to anyone in Britain, even some chav. Whereas with Americans I would actually lose my patience talking to these faggots.

Is America just a country of retarded wagecuck serfs at this point with some autistic minority and foreign Asians occupying all the positions at Harvard/MIT etc?

Also tips on how to do well in the office surrounded by these orcs, before mods delete this for not being business related.

>>8721128
>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on a 10 pound bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sell it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>ride fat scooter home
>get pulled over by cops
>have to play a game of twister
>kneesareweakpalmsaresweaty.jpg
>fall over
>cops empty their AR’s on me
>they claim self defense
>everyone claps
literally you right now