/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55225846
i hope shit like this is fake, but I know its not. Fuck, bros. I'm so tired of the paycheck to paycheck life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9SZPW6NTOk

you guys realize unrealized profit is unrealized?

also you need to learn how to use doge, it's a free money machine if you ride the waves and cashout earlier than everybody else
i know, it sucks, but doge is owned by a bunch of whales currently. till they lose their grasp all you can do is ride their waves.

now here's some doomer music for you all to vibe to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_S0FvhNZdY

>"I'm not in for the gains or losses; I'm in to see if I'm still alive"
PRESS FORWARD AND ENJOY THE RIDE, WHEREVER IT ENDS

BRAVE IS THE SOLDIER OF POMPEII WHO STOOD GAURD TILL HIS DEATH

>"I'm not buying for profit, or loss, I'm buying to see if the world's alive; if I'm still alive,

considering elon sold his mansions and spends his money in pretty funny ways it wouldn't be suprising.

also keep in mind the account's first purchase was in 2019 and now it owns literally 25% of all dogecoin

BOYS WE'RE RIDING FOR THE LONG ONE

HERE WE GO
WE ARE OUTWARD BOUND FOR SEVEN TOWN
WITH A HEAVE HO HAUL!
AN' WE'LL HEAVE THE OL' DOGE AROUND AN' ROUND
GOOD MORNING NORMIES ALL

AND WHEN WE GET TO EIGHT'N TOWN
IT'S THERE WE'LL REST AND ANXIETY DROWN
GOOD MORNIN NORMIES ALL
THEM GME HOLDERS DOWN SOUTH ARE FREE AND GAY
WITH THEM WE'LL SELL OUR HARD EARNED DOGE
WE'LL POST GAINS AROUND,
WE'LL HAVE GOOD FLOORS

AN' SOON WE'LL BE BACK TO THE FLOOR
GOOD MORNIN NORMIES ALL
AND WHEN WE GET TO TEN'IN TOWN
FOR THE VERY LAST TIME WE'LL GAIN AROUND
WITH NINE'N ELEVEN TOO
WITH A HEAVE HO' HAUL
WE'LL MAKE
WE'LL DRINK AND DANCE WIT' A STABLE COIN
BID ADEIU

SO LONG GOODBYE ALL YOU GAINS
GOOD MORNIN NORMIES ALL

r.i.p huge gains soon. will miss you all. wild ride :(

>>24521648

I’ll pour one out for skyking
F

97% certain I’m going to be fired today. Any tips?

They’re just animals

>I'm not gonna make it

something is happening with mne