/biz/ - Business & Finance

>"Hey Stacey, want anything from Starbucks?"
>"Yeah, I want a mocha roastie supreme! But can you go get it for both of us, I don't want to stop watching Netflix!"
>"Sure, can you send me some money though? My credit card is almost empty, I spent everything on Chad!"
>"Yeah, I just got this new app "Reserve Rights Protocol". Download it and send me a request!"
>"Wow, I just got it too! I'll put in a request. Hmm, that's weird Stace, it's saying I need "RSV/RSR tokens". Wtf is that?"
>"Uh, this app is so fucking weird. WEIRD AND CREEPY. Why do I need a token to send money? How do I even get them?"
>"Just delete it Stace and use venmo. That app was made by virgins and creepy ugly losers."