/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58427490
just check your charts daily on dexview and problem solved

>>58425811
I plumbed a hooker with my MAGA TRUMP gains, TRUMP would be proud of me

>>58398564
not a shitcoin but ticker AGRS is always a good option, is made by TAU and those guys are associated with Elon Musk

>>58373415
i just woke up to another agrs pump bros im feeling like a riiiiiseeeeeer rn

I have 1 BNB and I get $10 of random shitcoins every 2 weeks

>>57991048
There's no proof of that shit pepe
Also, HOW would you even profit out of it?
like i can tell you about how to profit from MUMU or other memecoins, or stocks, but female sterile childre????? as what? slave workers? prostitutes without the risk of pregnancy???

>he isn't buying generational NVDA dip of 2024
Last chance to get in before 1000 is the new floor next week

>2017
>Meet TauNet
>They're developing a revolutionary AI that will change software coding as we know
>I'm a big nerd, so I totally dig it
>They announce AGRS, the token that will power the AI
>Dig it, buy some
>get around 200 AGRS till 2024
>today, Agoras is at $10
>I literally have $600.000 in my wallet thanks to them

>>57588470
I tried the strategy of getting them excited for upcoming projects that will change the world fr (like tau with their coding with sentences shtick) and i found that its far easier to get them into crypto that way. Maybe ease them in until you can hit them with the ol' blockchain shill

>>57559879
Yes, that's why you save money on bitcoin and you make money with memecoins, personal recommendation, S&P6900

>>57338224
i have a really bad relationship with my parents so i got kicked out ages ago, but i moved in with a friend who owns a house and lets me just pay $500 a month because he's already paid off his mortgage
not as comfy as having your parents take care of everything for you, but it's a nice position to be in

>>57177870
Add "get the crypto xor card" and you're set. That's basically the recipe for success

>>57079290
Dexscreener. Who do you think killed dextools huh? The only fucking secure DEX who doesn't sell your data

>>57067495
How about turning your useless biden bucks and turn them into based MAGA $TRUMP tokens?
c'mon man you know he will win again for the memes, also it's feeless and you don't have to declare taxes for this

>>57025833
Hope so, most shitcoins will go fucking nuts if this happen having in mind most of them are eth-based
For me, I hope so. I'm a huge ETH holder and also I'm holding magaTRUMP bc I bought at $0.15 and now it's $0.50, I really think if ETH pumps for Christmas (will happen), TRUMP can easily reach $1 as well

Truth is i dont need to justify my gains. The world is a cruel and unjust place, im here to make profits and nothing else. Go play morals and politics somewhere else ledditor

>>56910403
>>56910884
Cheers bro, im in the same boat
>6'0 tall
>23yo
>straight white
>2 years of gym
>met a cute 20yo asian gf with the biggest and firmest butt
>copytrading on dexscreener so all the baggies do my job
>i only do basically 1 hour of work per day
Life is really fucking good and i haven't even retired yet

>>56756434
You niggas still need to be thankful to soramitsu and makoto takemiya for being the only good crypto legends that haven't been sued for fraud.

whats the /biz/inessman's VPN for using a non-KYC exchange that's banned your country?
i can't decide between proton or mullvad

>>56586036

I feel nothing but anxiety.

>>55897529
Well pal you're in for a rough start, get some burger flipping jobs if i could find one on my first day in the us as an illegal inmigrant, you can do it, start looking for a pension somewhere affordable and keep your expectations LOW, you'll live with the rats for some time. First month will be hard, eat on the job (if they allow it ofc) and look for affordable meals on the internet, some recipes are literally 1$ with the right ingredients. First wage, pay the pension, divide money for meals and start saving at least 150 on crypto, my first instinct would be to tell you to get into low roi alts like x.com but staking on usdt is just as fine if you're not ready for the risk.
You can do it OP i believe in you

every day i buy $3 of ETH, $3 of BTC and $5 of CRV since it had a doomp the other week

>he missed the last dip of generational bull run
should have just bought

>>55747599
he's still a great friend, i just spent most of my evening with him chatting, playing vidya and having a few drinks
keep seething and knowing jack, nigger