/biz/ - Business & Finance

Time to buy?

What now, bitch!?

I mean, that's you.
Then there's me, TQQQ, wolfspeed(and their huge new silicon wafer plant) and vaccine companies right before winter.
I wonder...
Stop listening to people on 4chan.
Even me. Don't fucking invest in any of that shit.

>crypto balance net loss is -$2,340
>this sandwich is eating into my profits!

I hold $500 in Doge at all times on the off chance Oprah has a dog show or Musk accidentally makes a typo and someone makes me $50.
Usually once or twice a year.

I'll help, a little.
$30k is basically bottom right now
$28-$29k is a rarity. You can set the buy order but don't expect it. Maybe do 70% at $30k and designate 30% at $29,800 or something.

Set your sell orders to $31200 or higher and do it all next week.
>but everyone is screaming all the time
Yeah, they do that.

fuck it, I'm buying the Doge dip.
>you idiot
yes, because Doge is going to be completely delisted before next Saturday.
It's the only dip to fucking buy. Maybe a Balto movie will come out soon.

>missed doge.
Doge is my recovery coin. At any given time, they will be the only coin falling and the only coin rising.
Even if you have to wait two months for the return, you'll get it. It never actually dies.

Amazon gift cards + Bisq, pick someone with some rep
Get $300 in and take it from there. Welcome to crypto.

Hey guys, I quit my... oh, alright. Sorry. I'll make a new thread.

Be slightly above average.
(I hope it hurt)

I'm just too goddamn strong, sir. Sometimes I think maybe the strongest. I have a hard time identifying with normal people.

They want your money to become their money.

It won't matter. Court will be stacked. They've decided to end all of us. They'll do it. I suggest grabbing a weapon.

Have you ever spent crypto on anything directly?
...on what? I ordered a pizza once.

all this crypto infighting and we all have the same rise and fall from the end of May to now.
Just pick a damn coin and wait. We're all going to rise back to normal around July anyway.