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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of monero.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? moneros are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those moneros.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.

>>56964051
Retesting $35
$50 next week

Mods please range OP hes a serial scammer/spammer

37k usd I'd be happy from a business and financially perspective.

>>56660949
>>56660955
you're getting slower by the day

>>56599881
Imma keep it real with you OP
We got scammed
>t. entry price $60

>>55877803
Based I just like watching this faggot seethe last time he did this someone gave me 2.5k and this guy went on a rampage.
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Send it MODS DO YOUR JOB I DONT GIVE A SHIT.

>>55873410
>90% of people will lose money trading
not OP he likes to play pretend instead!

>>55839800
My organs and my veins won't stop spasming and it's driving me fucking insane, I actually want to rip them out of my body.

Fuck me.

>>55813079
I'm broke now problem is when I get money I leave here, when I'm broke I sit here and argue with people I hate this shit, to my handler please gibs me money so I can have a vacation we both know I can't suicide.

>>55811108
I actually do want to kms, I'm trying to muster up the courage I was there a few months back but I tricked myself into false hope and happiness and it's starting to catch back up with me.

>>55785538
I appreciate your observations.

>>55784992
You're gonna make it.

Now I have nothing while BTC pumps to 35k triggering a massive fomo bullrun.

Anyone got the same pepe image except he's frowning because that symbolizes myself.

>>52664330
Depending on if they like the design or not, usually the premium is lower than minted products.

>>52664310
Thanks fren, makes it all easier.

quality post OP
thanks for sharing with the newfags

Bump!

Down it goes, because bnb shat itself lol

who wants to play with me

>>29231892
Anyone ever feel like their penis is too small to properly penetrate a girl with a big butt? Idk if it's an angle or psychological thing, probably never find out anyway

In my wildest dreams, crypto becomes mainstream and boomers cant keep up and brave is the browser most people use but they would only make 1 bat after a year.

We have dethroned GRT.
It is just the beginning bros.
EOD?
EOW?
EOM?

>>28446053
Cardano Iota Harmony Neo Strax Waves these projects are the only alternative i know about but im sure there a lot of new projects that also trying to get share of the market

it seems to me that the problem in the crypto space is that not many people understand what the projects they invest even do for example Xrp is hardly competence for ETH as the goals for both projects are totaly diffiend

someone writed link but link does not try compete againts eth link is part of the eth eco system