/biz/ - Business & Finance

Im not scared, most altcoins already dropped 90% at most they can drop only 10% more.

I'm unironically making more money by opening trades at the current price, setting a sell order where i can reach 0.5% or 1% profit, and just wait for it to close automatically.

Hours, days or weeks doesn't matter, i forget about it and not care at all, you just have to learn and avoid long term bear markets.

One of my best friends works at Chainlink Labs. He isn't privy to any cool insider knowledge or anything like that, but he tells me they play Geo-Guesser all day and that none of their products actually fucking work. I want his job. If you're reading this I'm coming for your job.

>need some new headphones
>get into my local chinese shop to look for some cheap hardware
>shop's loudspeakers are blasting the techno remix of Hava Naguila instead of the usual nice shopping music
>my hands start rubbing themselves without my permission
You can't make this shit up, i refuse to believe this to be the real.

>>51397307
Could you repeat?

love you

ANYTHING!

>This job application requires a 5-10 minute automated phone interview

YOU FUCKING [insert slur here]