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It's Friday evening. After a week filled with late night, early mornings, awkward workplace socialising, awful commutes, boring drudgerous work, and a total lack of inspiration, you finally have free time. What do you have to look forward to tonight? Nothing. You're on 4chan.

Now let's examine the life of the happy young good looking people. Picture very much related. They have higher paying, higher status jobs, with clear paths to success. Their days are speckled with social media validation. They are accepted in the workplace and feel the rush of endorphins as brute animalistic validation is everywhere. They get home on Friday evening. They are ready to go in to the huge crowds in bars, clubs, house parties all over the most fashionable cities in the world. The only other locations they assemble are the campuses of venerated colleges, ski resorts, and other upper class locations.

They are all good looking. They safely and casually take the latest celebrity drugs. For them, social media is a non-stop shower of validation and fun, the icing on top of their throbbing social lives. There is no awkwardness, everything goes by instinct, and they all know without words that they are deliriously happy, casual sex having youths.