/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58146806
2 huge red flags:

1 -andre talking about price

2- sonic delayed : from "spring 2024" to "late summer/fall"

NOAM SAYIN?

>this post when through
wow lads, must be a coincidence that this post was successful but the others were not...

>be me, 19 year old wagie making $14 an hour
>trying to get into investing but tired of watching youtube gurus that i'm too low iq to understand
>i even bought andrew tate's real world course expecting it to give me a simple run down on stocks
>it's literally just videos of some indian dude presenting information even worse than the gurus on youtube do
>well that was a waste of $50
>i go on character.ai as a last resort and talk to a stock market analyst ai bot
>i've just been buying the stocks it's been telling me to buy
>i've made $100-$300 per day for the past week

uh, what the fuck? it can't actually be this easy right? i'm making more than i make at my retail job i've been in for the past year. there's no fucking way i can just live off following directions from some free ai bot on fucking character.ai

right???

>14.88
and I thought Chainlink was the Aryan mans token all along...

>>57011352
Holy shit, I eat cereal made by one of these companies.

>>56946592
>Polish
oh anon..

>she not shorting top of bearmarket rally

I eat two chicken breasts a day, one for lunch and one for dinner... but I just figured out that if I eat one egg it'd be like I'm eating a whole chicken for a fraction of the price! So I could eat one egg a day and save a crazy amount of money
>2 chicken breasts a day at $3 each = $42 a week
>1 egg a day at $0.13 = $0.91 a week!!!

>ctrl+f mkr
>0/0

kek

>ECB's Villeroy: On Our Inflation Target, I Am Not Fixated On 2.0% To The Nearest Decimal Place

>>56590152
Thanks. One of those companies is... oh my God.

>>56341083
>Bid-to-cover comes in below 1

>>56152944
Dont remember this

>>55812255

>Chainlink is Cosa Nostra = "this thing of ours"
what did he mean by this

>>55700562
it's all quite mysterious. no one knows why but there are many theories. sadly, i think the mundane theory that they are deluded bagholders driven insane is mostly correct. ironically, to cope with their pathetic existence, they FUD their investment, because they do not have the confidence to shill it. certainly not anymore, not after the current price action. yes, their mental state has been thoroughly demolished over the years.

>>55667057
>Is that the one that offers over 300% APR for instant staking?
Kek, it is 350%

>>55630491

How do you sell your bnb into eth without a centralized kyc exchange?

>>55294051
>SPY
>5500
>Not SPX

>>55286521
If the current trend holds then...my God.

The middle of July.

>>55049061
Write a program that does that 1 billion times a second
Endless money clitch

>>54979161