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I have to slowly DCA fiat into my crypto on ramp because my bank put a $10,000 limit to cryptocurrency exchanges

Thing is I have no plan on buying until the next gigadump so I’m having to keep fiat on exchange for a long time

and yet I can’t come up with something to make money

I have a big ideas in my head but when I actually try and start bringing them into reality they don’t seem to be anywhere near as good as they were in my mind

I don’t understand how people who already work 9-5 jobs come up with side hustles that make more than their day job, but I can’t come up with anything with all the free time in the world

I can’t even enjoy my success in crypto investing because of all the lives I know have been fucked up by it

>people who bought too late
>people who got rugged by an exchange or a crypto they bought
>people who got desperate enough to use leverage and got wrecked
>people who lost their keys

I’m 100% in chainlink.

>normie coworkers getting insane gains holding doge while link crabs
Kill me.

Anyday now....

>$27.9

>just hold your crypto for another year bro

I’m perpetually stuck in 6 figure hell aren’t I. Even at $50 (Link’s inevitable too) that’s still only $3 million before taxes, nowhere near enough to never work again. Why didn’t I go all in at $0.15 and get a 500k stack? Then I could have made it. How do sub 60k, heck, sub 10k stack linklets even cope? I’d rope if I was them.

>>22876008
>just wait a few years for $50 million bro

Bought at $7. Will the binance futures pump it? Please tell me it will.

>just wait 10 years for $100 link dude

I haven't made it yet but deep down I know I'm gonna make it one day

>wake up
>check link price
>walk to shower
>check link price before I get in
>dumped a little
>finish shower and exit
>check link price again
>up 1 cent
>walk to room to get dressed for work
>check link price
>down again
>get dressed and proceed to kitchen to make breakfast
>check link price
>still down
>finish breakfast and go to brush my teeth
>check link price
>down some more
>finish brushing teeth and go to get my wallet and keys
>walk to car while checking link price
>up a few cents
>get in car
>check link price
>down again
>start driving to work
>intermittently check link price
>seems stable
>get to work and turn car off
>check link price
>dumped down by 10 cents in the space of a minute

>>19942018
>$4.80

>bought 100 btc in 2013 at $900, sold for $300 in 2014
>bought 1000 eth at $18 in 2016, sold for $9 in 2016
>bought 3000 link at $3.5 in 2019, sold for $2 in 2020

Just fucking kill me already. I can’t do this anymore

Its all over isnt it. We’re going to crash to zero aren’t we?

>link pumps
>feel euphoric, nothing fazes me, all life’s troubles are forgotten, feel like it’s going to last forever
>link dumps
>it’s over, I’m a failure, it was all a scam, it’s never going to recover
>link pumps
>i’m going to be rich!! why’d I ever doubt myself, it’s going to $1000 someday, i feel so great
>link dumps
>i fell for it again, it’s just a printed shit token, sergey owns 650m of them, why’d I ever get duped
>link pumps
>i knew it!! it was just a shakeout, this time its different, we’re going to break ath, decentralized oracles are the future, start house shopping mentally
>link dumps
>i’m so fucking exhausted, i can’t keep doing this, mentally crippled

>2 years
>$2.25

I can’t do this anymore. I so badly want to capitulate.

>be me
>work in i.t. doing server upgrades
>cruisy job, barely do any work, maybe 1-2 hrs a day
>mostly shitposting on the chans
>company reshuffle
>new manager hired
>typically anal type
>wants daily reports on what I do

Wtf am I going to do anons? They’re going to realise I’m not even needed around here. WHEN THE FUCK IS LINK GOING TO MOON SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!?

Crabbing is going to be permanent now. Whales make plenty of money on leverage longing/shorting. Just look at the gold chart after futures came around. There’s not going to be a bull market where BTC hits $200k or some crazy number. BTC has been tamed. It’s over lads, we need to find something else.

>no time to eat, I’ll make something at the office
>look for socks
>can’t find matching pair
>just mix and match
>can’t find shoes
>they should be right here
>look around
>find shoes
>exit house to car
>get in car, phone between my legs
>check portfolio
>link isn’t double digits yet
>start transit
>traffic as usual
>try shortcut
>everyone else did the same
>I’m 20 minutes late
>start imagining scenarios where my boss tells me off again for being late and I punched through his chest and rip his heart out
>stuck in traffic
>going to be 30 minutes late
>check portfolio
>link is dumping again
>double digits seemed right around the corner, all the ta fags on twitter were calling it