/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the fuck is a “project manager” and why does every midwit roastie have this job now?

The bears are right aren’t they? We’ll grind down to $10k end of the year then in 2025 we have the massive bull run to $150-200k. How were we dumb enough to think the bull run would start this early when it’s always 6 months after the halving?

Do women really invest nothing and spend all their income on traveling and stupid shit? I’m having a hard time believing they are this stupid

I keep my seed phrase in my wallet because I’m scared that my apartment might burn down one day when I’m not home

A Double top plays out with BTC in 2024. ETF news and FOMO pumps us to over $60k then Blackrock dumps on everyone until we hit $10k by summer. The real bull run cannot happen until 90% of retail gets liquidated or demoralized. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

When SBF is found guilty and sentenced to 50 years we will dump back to $15k

This is the worst /smg/ ever

How bad will the recession be if all the jews are wiped out?

The global economy and purchasing power per capita will never be fixed until we remove the excess labor (women) from the labor force.

I finally caved in and threw $500 into Chainlink. I hate you faggots so much

A Chinese war with Taiwan would cripple the worldwide supply chain system like nothing you’ve ever seen before. 5% inflation per month will be the norm. And there’s nothing that more interest rate increases can do to stop it

This is looking eerily similar to that fake pump from the XRP ruling. We’ll have a few more days of high prices then we fall back to $26k and subsequently bleed down to $23k. Take profits if you want and maybe open a short (not financial advice)

Do you guys actually pay your taxes or do you just keep your gains in Tether and BTC forever?

Why aren’t you retards buying every time we dip under $30k? It’s literally free money

Forcibly removing women from the workforce and restricting their internet access would solve almost every economic and social problem in the West within a few years

>100 BILLION Max supply
>”XRP will hit $5 easily!!”

Are people here really that stupid? We always knew XRP was the midwit trap to prevent them from making it, but I never would’ve thought those retards would make their way here

What if Blackrock created their own blockchain callled BLACKCOCK (ticker: COCK)

What would be the implications of setting up a mine in a public library/college building/office building/hotel or really anywhere I could quietly get away with it?

I’m gonna be tax loss harvesting for the next 5 years thanks to all the memecoin bullshit that I fucked up on

I feel accomplished and excited about dropping thousands into actual altcoins, but whenever I drop even just a few hundred into a memecoin I get a little autist panic attack. Even if I end up getting a quick 5x the stress alone is just not worth it. Is anybody else like this?

Post your biggest schizo predictions

>Blackrock BTC ETF gets approved
>2024 bull run starts and Bitcoin pumps to $250k
>It inevitably crashes in 2026 and all the boomer bagholders get pissed since they will be retiring with nothing
>Blackrock gets sued
>BTC falls further
>Blackrock announces they are selling more bitcoin to pay for fines and lawsuits
>Bitcoin falls further
>In 2027 after Bitcoin bottoms to $20k Blackrock proceeds to buy up over 50% of all supply
>The Jews knew what they were doing the whole time

Why doesn’t this board ever actually do something collectively to help each other out like starting a business or collectively buying real estate? Even the retards on /pol/ were trying to set up a PMC a few years ago to invade Tuvalu and set up their own Aryan Island.

>ETH is inflationary again today

Remind me why did I buy 5 of these pieces of shits

>$800million of volume flowing into PEPE today

What the fuck is wrong with you retards?