/biz/ - Business & Finance

BIT-COIN DIPPIN, PUMP IT THEN ALL CANDLES FLIPPIN'
LOOKIN AT ALL YA'LL TRIPPIN BITCH WHAT'S UP (BITCH WHAT'S UP AY)
PINKBOY SCREAMIN SEE ME NOW EVERYBODY SELLING
DUMP IT NOW EVERYBODY SCREAMIN JUST LIKE US (JUST LIKE US AY)
NO CASH I'M A MOTHER FUCKIN MESS
ATLEAST I POST A PINK WOJAK THEN I REST IN PEACE
THEY WANT MY BAGS BUT THEY'LL NEVER GET MY LINK FROM ME
I KEEP THE WALLET LOCKED UP THEN I DITCH THE KEY
SEE I CAN HODL A LITTLE HARDER RED CANDLES MAKE IT HOTTER
GOTTEM SCREAMIN PINK FACED LIKE FUCK

>so "what did you do this weekend anon?"

FFUUFFFUCCCKKNG COWORKERS FUCK OFF CUnT

no No NOOOOOOO

FFFFUUUCKKKINNNNGGGG

bitmex is literally robbing people

>short at $3900 with 100x
>liquidation is at $3920
>to get 100% profit is at $3860

so to lose all your money price only has to go up $20. But in order to double your money price has to go down $40. what the actual fuck is this bullshit. Liquidation should be at $3940 not $3920. fucking scam exchange. DO NOT USE

>tfw no matter how rich you get, ywn get to be an f-16 fighter pilot

what are the best financial forums?
i've outsmarted r/cc and r/investing
so i went to bitcointalk. i outsmarted them.
now i am pretty sure i've outsmarted biz too.

I made a few threads on short selling options strategies and half the replies where retarded shit like "whats an option".

so where is the upgrade after this? i went to elitetrader but that forum is pretty dead.

why the FUCK arent MongoDB options responding to time decay.

three days ago the 15 March contracts ATM where trading at $5. 3 days later and they are still trading AT FUCKING $5

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE JESUS CHRIST

had no credits to buy during plunge
>lost 250+ dollars overnight
went to sleep it was up or still
>woke to find the plunge

will buy more first thing

>tfw 5'11"
>tfw too short to donate sperm (no srsly, they dont let you donate unless you are 6'0"+)
i just need $30 bros im literally starving and have been eating loaves of bread for the past three days

Phillip here.
I've HAD ENOUGH. Somebody needs to shill me
the next
bitbean right now or i swear to god i will do some shit that you guys WILL regret

lmao bro just buy the rumour sell the news bro its easy lmao

>finex unironically has overwhelming evidence against it that it's insolvent (see the cryptocapital.co fiasco a few hours ago)
>if this is true, tether will collapse and altcoins will dump another 90% on top of the 95% that they've already crashed from - bitcoin will collapse to $1k levels

>VanEck etf pulled their application a few weeks ago even tho it would have been automatically approved by the SEC due to the shutdown (:monkaHmm:)

>moonbois are still everywhere
>people like marius still calling for litecoin to go to $10,000+
>crypto adverts all over new york
>coinbase was already #1 app on the appstore in 2018 january
>people like tai lopez and JR garage were shilling during the peak
we are unironically late adopters and this shit will probably never take off again. fuck my life.
I had $800k at ATH from $10k initial and now i have less than $20k. i just want this all to end.

>commie threads
>link threads
>sub $800k mcap shitcoin shilling threads
>"whale here AMA" threads
>"press y" threads
>"how to make money from fuck prostitute" threads
fuck this shit board. how do we make biz great again

>just make some money bro then your life will be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKiRRYNn1s

>be me software engineer in UK
>apply for jobs
>junior level engineer (£17-22k)
>mid level engineer (£32k)
>senior level engineer (£50k)

>look at american jobs
>junior engineer starting salary (£70-100k)

fuck you americans. and here you fucks are complaining on every site that you want fucking socialism and communism. FUCK YOUUU. REEEEEEEEE

WHAT

why is crypto moving so slow...
I literally cant remember the last 10x. Must have been like 2 months ago AT LEAST

even in 2014 bear market there were lots of 10x opportunities and shit. This is just crap

>>12282748

>>12272166
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liquidated

NO NO NO

ONE KISS IS ALL IT TAKES

initial: $750
ATH: $2.1 mill
Current: $1.2 mill

fuck my life. there is literally no one on this board as JUSTed as me..

>>12160060
my god just shut the fuck up
why cant someone just help me.
there HAS to be at least a few anons who make consistent profits here..