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>>54891363
Short selling is illegal now. The stock market going down is now a criminal offense under the Biden admin.

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Don't worry about the market, chuds, Biden is on the case!

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>>54777905
Oh no...

>> No.54414005 [View]
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>shadman

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>>54380393
>Y-y-you see the thing about recuhsions is, w-w-well back in 1976 I was the first person to pass legislushion to give niggers jobs, so that's why the market is going to collapse next week
*Handler whispers in his ear*
>oh I mean t-thats why the markets are perfectly fine
>a team of handlers rushes the stage and quickly gives Biden a ice cream cone as he's picked up and carried off the stage
>the press start asking questions
>a team of trannies in suits run out on stage and start screeching
>PRESS CONFERENCE OVER!!!!!
>SPY the next day makes history
>It has an amazing 10,000,000% day making SPY valued at a number that cannot exist and therefore is just listed as the infinity symbol
>CNN applauds the Biden administration for the completely organic and health growth.

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>>54378214
>poops pants in Hebrew

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>>54241505
[unintelligible muttering intensifies]

>> No.54174617 [View]
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>"STOP THE CONTAGON"
Strongest Economy in years!
NO QUESTIONS!
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST

Oh yea- i can see the pivot coming!

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*saves the economy*

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>>54155378
>The Fed is pausing by next meeting at latest
"Just one more booster I mean rate hike and we go back to normal!!"

NO QUESTIONS

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST

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>>54136135
>401K has been shitting bed
>Adjust 401k instead of pulling out
You are here
>Pull all cash out of market cuz 401k keeps shitting
>DEFINITION PROOF DEPRESION

NO QUESTIONS!

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST

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>>54133308

NO QUESTIONS!

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST

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>>54117981

>Whispers* EVERYTHING IS GREAT, JACK!
>Yells* THIS IS PUTENS INFLATION
>No questions

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST

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>>54117243
NO QUESTIONS! EVER!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!

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>>54114544
>Emergency banking collapse speech
>"God bless our troops:
>No questions! GOTTA GO FAST!

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>>54113475
>potentially happening in front of our eyes.
Anon... I'm sorry to tell you this... GOTTA GO FAST! No questions!

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>>54099936
*mumble-mumble-mumble* AMERICA *mumble* *leaves without answering questions*

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>>54092684
We're getting our new booster Sh- I mean Rate Hike!
>5% and we go back to normal
>over 5% will fix inflation
>It didn't stop inflation, but its stopping hyper inflation We need more booster I mean Rate Hikes!
You are here
>More rate hikes for longer.

No questions you fucking bastards, now clap!

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>>54087787
Hey, Dang it man, Cmon- f-fight me Corn Pop, you evil bastard!

>Meet me outside! Gotta go fast!

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RELEASE!

THE MOTHER FUCKING

GIGACRAB!!

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>>54085311

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