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>>13963321
I bet your dick is small too. In all seriousness though, I bet you bought the coin with ticker BTC? Well that is not really bitcoin. The real bitcoin has the ticker BSV. Buy that one instead and you'll have a much bigger stack

>>13923338
He must have a huge dick or else he would not flash, right?

I saw Craig Wright while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used Proof of Work to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the BSV logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole some of the shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Nchain HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

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