/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is my LUNC. There are many coins like it, but this one is mine. My LUNC is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my LUNC is useless. Without my LUNC, I am useless. I must hold my LUNC. I must insult curry fudders who are trying to lie to me. I must shitpost about him before he shits in his street and shits up this thread. I will…

My LUNC and I know that what counts in holding is not the fags who sell, the redditors who died, nor the curry niggers who fud. We know that it is the LUNC we hold. We will hold…

My LUNC is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its code and its future burn. I will keep my LUNC clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God, I swear this creed. My LUNC and I are the defenders of my /biz/. We are the masters over the currys, redditors, kikes, and faggots. We are the saviors of my /biz/.

So be it, until victory is LUNC's and there is no coin, but LUNC!