/biz/ - Business & Finance

damn nubiz is pretty fucking dead when it's not about memes or uniscams

I'm a fucking linklet now thanks to that pajeet shitcoin

>>15275043
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s16IxMKy4iMm
ULTIMATE KEK

did he for real read some pasta for a donation or something or is this AI shit?

>>15259746
>$2.30 x 700k = $700k

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAA OH MY FUCKING GOD MY SIDES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHHHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA
*breathes in*
ANOTHER LINKLET SUPPORT GROUP THREAD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15198664
There's only one contract being used now to call the price of eth for no purpose. Sergey has his team of interns go to the local shops cafes and malls here in san fran selling discounted api calls they didnt sell before.
They shout out "price of eth at 0500GMT 05/08/19 going for 25% discount. Ive got the price of eth here cheap". Some boomer always comes up but always walks away in disgust when he realizes they are selling old data.

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>>15189487
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD LMFAO PICREL IS EVERYONE IN HERE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOO MY SIDES

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>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

Sage

HAHAHAHHAA IM LAUGHING AT ALL THE NULINKERS ITT RIGHT NOW LMFAO PICREL IS THE STATE OF THIS THREAD AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>15174579
IMAGINE BUYING ABOVE $1. IMAGINE.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOOOOO OMG IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGG HAHAHAHHAH GOD SAVE THESE SOULS

Buy chainlink sirs!

>>15168616
Why so salty bub? Did you buy Chainlink above $1? Sounds like you did. Hands getting weak? Kek. Hold on to that 300 link stack tight and sell when it inevitably falls back down to 50 cents.

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>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"$1000 EOY IS FUD"

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>>15165745
shit thread kys

sage

>>15165394
How tiny is that link stack?

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