/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13073720
>institutional investors know about bobo
>they are imagining this cartoon bear whenever they short
>this is real

The power of controversy and belligerence. We live in a post truth world. This is....clownworld. This puffy haired faggot Chinese clown knows how to play the game.

Look to the clowns....they will make you rich if you believe in them!

>shit posting Australian makes world headlines by splattering some muzzies while spewing memes
>even the mass shooters are clowns now

WELCOME TO CLOWN WORLD.

INVEST IN THE CLOWNS. ESPECIALLY THE AUSTRALIAN ONES.

>boomer dad wants to fomo in December 2017 after the tv told him to
>warn him it's insanely volatile and already pumped
>fomos in anyways with 20k
>starts going down
>asks me when it's going back up, as if I could possibly know
>tell him I sold since I don't trust it (january)
>gets angry and insists its going back up
>bagholds to 6000
>calls me at 3am in the morning telling me is is selling, I tell him it's his choice and the market looks pretty bad
>dumps to 4k the next week
>he's in a bad mood
>turns out he sold his bitcoin for litecoin, not back to usd
>because "there was no reason for litecoin to go down too"
>try to explain market being tied to btc because of exchanges blah blah blah
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE"
>tell him to fuck off and that I warned him in December to do his own research and not blow his savings on something he doesn't understand
>in true boomer fashion, receiving criticism means the one that is criticizing you is actually the one who is responsible for your fuckup
>basically disowned me for daring to correct him
>year later and haven't spoken except about my siblings
>pretty sure he spent and lost a lot more than the $20k he said he did
Fucking normies holy shit.

How do I long clown world?