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>> No.50370024 [View]
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50370024

This just happened to me.

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “Haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little Haircomb”

I’m not really interested in Haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a stripclub.
I’m getting applauded over Haircomb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the Haircomb we've just sent to you

>> No.49985161 [DELETED]  [View]
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49985161

ability to accumulate more lowcost haircombs

>> No.49980978 [View]
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49980978

I only pretended to be stupid, actually I've held haircomb the whole time.

>> No.49951272 [View]
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49951272

Or a bald his comb teeth count

>> No.49811340 [View]
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49811340

he will pretend to flip the switch when nakamoto funds are moved by the quantum computer.

>> No.49781517 [View]
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49781517

we unironically are early

>> No.49681748 [View]
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49681748

stacking haircombs

>> No.49511939 [View]
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49511939

>spend 1 year reading haircomb core sourcecode daily
>already 6 standard deviations smarter than statistical error.

>> No.28920112 [View]
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28920112

you're not claim haircomb

what's wrong with you
you got that stinky brain damage

>> No.28710895 [View]
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28710895

aug 2021 : $25
jan 2022 : $50
aug 2023 : $1000
jan 2024 : $300
aug 2024 : $2000
jan 2025 : one comb for one bitcoin however high that might be

>> No.28614304 [View]
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28614304

"the frankfurt school was a super nintendo" ok fine

>> No.28554395 [View]
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28554395

that all mention the group chat t(dot)me/comb_talk ??

its all very cringe
not mature at all

bad humor my friends

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28251611

>> No.28109272 [View]
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28109272

sorry, I'd rather accumulate a different Comb

>> No.27862379 [View]
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27862379

you're a haircomb claimer
you post about it on biz
this is your life
whenever you over hear people at work talking about crypto all you can think about is liquidity stacks
you cant speak or people will know
hell

>> No.27855955 [View]
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27855955

you're a haircomb claimer
you post about it on biz
this is your life
whenever you over hear people at work talking about crypto all you can think about is liquidity stacks
you cant speak or people will know
hell

>> No.27837090 [View]
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27837090

you're a haircomb claimer
you post about it on biz
this is your life
whenever you over hear people at work talking about crypto all you can think about is liquidity stacks
you cant speak or people will know
hell

>> No.27805915 [View]
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27805915

you're a haircomb claimer
you post about it on biz
this is your life
whenever you over hear people at work talking about crypto all you can think about is liquidity stacks
you cant speak or people will know
hell

>> No.27709922 [View]
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27709922

now what?

>> No.26573071 [View]
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26573071

im penniless
i bought 2500 of these things otc and now i cant sell them and theyre not listed on uniswap anymore

if the person who sold them to me is reading this come and find me you son of bitches

>> No.26416984 [View]
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26416984

it did me a heckin keylog

>> No.26340064 [View]
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26340064

haircomb was a fraud
im ruined

>> No.26308044 [View]
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26308044

haircomb is a keylogger. always was. funny joke though

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26217433

COIFFEURRIORS ASSEMBLE
how much did we all claim this week
anyone get there first comb recently
whats the state of the hairy nation

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