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>wagie has to go to bed in half an hour

>>50280786
zestimate: none

EVERYTHING'S ON SALE

>>29115084
for what

FOR WHAT??

>>24335077
>be me
>buying weed on the west side of chicago
>hustling back to the train for the last ride of the night back into civilization
>cop sees me walking and pulls up flashing his lights
>oh shit.txt
>sweating bullets internally, he asks why i’m out there so late
>”finished my midterm today and celebrated by playing 2k with a friend haha”
>not in college
>never fucking played nba2k
>”well you better hustle home, the last green line runs in 7 minutes, just wanted to make sure you’re safe”
>mfw a cop just protected me with an ounce of weed in my camera bag because he was so afraid of what the darkies would do to my tight white ass

>>24123354
>Repatriations
GOD I WISH

>>24068387
>volume currently shitting all over past runs
>surely this has no impact on volatility

I’ve traded stocks for awhile and am fairly new to crypto I’ve accumulated some Bitcoin but I was wondering what other cryptos I should start accumulating and approximately what percentage of my portfolio should I have in each?