/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Yes Larry, they have waited 3 years for us to make a move surely they can wait some longer. They understand that turning a company takes time. I'm literally not taking any pay here and have more shares then them so they can't complain. My dad said to me in a dream to dilatue 20 and 60. Now Larry we have enough capital to think really hard for the next 24 months.

>we tried

>>58547311
We're literally already in the thread genius. That's where you posted. Are you gay or just retarded? Please learn how to not be a fucking moron next thread or go fuck your sister. Yeesh.

>>57514375
>Doesn’t anyone remember the CEO getting airtime on CNBC
CNBC and Cramer have tried to get Ryan Cohen on numerous times. RC is a chad and refuses to speak to the media, except for the well respected Wall Street Journal and GMEDD.

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Shill if you're gay.

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What's his endgame?

>>54807936
no bro please bro... no bro don't insult ryan cohen bro please bro ryan cohen is gonna be the savior of the people bro you gotta believe me he's gonna stick it to all the hedgies bro man you gotta bro you gotta believe me he's gonna the stock price bro he's man, bro he's gonna make the gme stock price go to a gorillion bro, lambo bro bro, man bro lambo man please bro

>>54263985
Hmmm someone who would lead a bunch of redditors on and then dump their bags at $25?
I cant think of anybody who has form for doing that

I will be stepping down and selling all of my stock with immediate effect. I have a towel store to go save
*click*

>I changed my opinion on the company so I sold
>No reasonable investor would invest in BBBY
You shouldve listened to him

>>53493138
>jumping

It's timed perfectly. Management will be arranging a special dividend for the best shareholders in the world.
>picrell my boss

>30% average daily volume in the first hour
>price tanking
>SPY not even that red
This is it. He's dumping his bags on reddit
I wonder if they will minecraft him or just cry?

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Warren Icahn.

How to profit from others' hubris?

>this dude actually thought he's like Warren Buffet and Carl Icahn
LMAO

What was the point of distributing 21k worth of stock to all high-level store employees? At first I was FUDded out because I thought they were going to sell instantly, then felt better because there's a multi-year vesting period, but now feel worse *because* there's a multi-year vesting period. A previous anon talked about how this was a 5d move to prevent the employees at GS stores from rioting when the company they work for squeezed into the quadrillions for market cap, but if this is a multi-year vesting period where they can't sell, wouldn't that just piss them off more? "You have 800 shares worth 1m each anon, too bad your vesting period isn't over :^) whoops you missed MOASS, sorry"
I just can't wrap my head around this without getting the idea that Ryan thinks this is going to take years to actually kick off
But as always
>trust the plan
>2 more weeks
>MOASS tomorrow

STUPID FUCKING BENCHOD CHOBANI GIVING SHARES TO STORE LEADERS THEY'RE JUST GONNA SELL AND RUG

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO US RYAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit thread is dead today
Let's change that, shall we?

I respect and admire this man. He got reddit and 4chuds to pump his bags. He got them to believe he was one of them. Then he took a huge steaming dump on them and created a new generation of bagholders. I guess what I'm trying to say is
>kek baggies

You didnt think we were all going to make it, did you?