/biz/ - Business & Finance

"I look like this" posting is guaranteed (You)s. When the market finds out this will be priced in.

If Alizée has one million fans, then I am one of them.
If Alizée has one fan, then I am that one.
If Alizée has no fans, then I am dead.
Happy birthday my angel, financially speaking.

>>55672184
>walmart doesn't even have cashiers anymore
I love stealing from Walmart. I'm not poor or anything, but it's for the thrill. My dopamine receptors are fucked from options trading. I got a couple of ribeyes that I'll be cooking later this week.

>>53991218
>So that's where my taxes are going to.
I mean our tax dollars are getting laundered to certain people. But as for military equipment, we're just sending them our old shit and having military contractors make us new stuff. We also get to lower Russia's military age men and available cash, while getting a foot in the door in a key geographic area. A la the Persian Gulf countries we've been holding proxy wars in. Win win. And post better french girls.

Is there a way to benefit from being in physical proximity to a company listed in stock?

for example, i live not far away from this: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SMTPC.PA/
how can i profit from this?