/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56443185
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you paperhanded bagholder? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shibarium, and I've been involved in numerous secret rugpulls on normies, and I have over 300 confirmed top sells. I am trained in gorilla investment and I'm the top ape in the entire Shib Army. You are nothing to me but more exit liquidity. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of telegram pajeets across Canada and your wallet is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your kid's college fund. You're fucking dead, tranny. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with an assassination contract. Not only am I extensively trained in discerning shitcoins from moon missions, I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bags. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking broke, kiddo.

Kinda want to sell my Turkish 10oz bars and buy a 1/4oz AGE or an equivalent European sov coin, but the ratio it terrible right now and it's not getting better as I had hoped.

I now understand why people who made it off of ETH didn't like it when LINK mooned.

OK /biz/. You convinced me. "Stop waging and just own your own business."

I did. Want some bags?

3 months into our public crowdfunding campaign, we have raised ~$115,000 from 93 investors around the world.

With just 1 week left to invest & own a stake in Univoice, we wanted to take a moment to commemorate our supporters. 3000 users, 90 investors, 9 employees, 5 advisors - each have played a distinct and irreplaceable role in our startup's growth and development.

But today we're giving a special shoutout to the esteemed music & language industry leaders who have stood behind and endorsed Univoice. Here's what they had to say:

Gina Gotthilf: former CMO, Duolingo
"Learning a language is tough, and one of the most important things you can do is find a way to stick with it. Everyone loves music and learning to sing your favorite songs while also understanding the lyrics is an awesome incentive"
Ian Henderson: Head of Music Label Licensing, Spotify
“I think the music industry will be interested in getting a piece of the online education market, and my wife taught English using music.”
Puran Parsani: former Head of International Growth, Babbel
"Having led Babbel’s expansion into the UK, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand (fast-growing markets), I’ve learned quite a bit about the mobile language learner. I have no doubt that the value proposition of learning through music will resonate with this persona."

You have 7 days left to join Gina, Ian, Puran, and 93 investors worldwide, in supporting Univoice.

What are you waiting for?

Own a preferred equity stake today: wefunder.com/univoice
>also univoice dot com

>>21469121
Ayy

But ladies, I have.

How do you do luxury in the modern age without it being cringy?

>>16746954
What's a low IQ board? (except /b/)

you guys are the only friends I have

>>16562983
>wake up
>go to work
>fix bugs in shitty codebase made by poos
>useless meetings
>go home, pick up takeout on the way
>watch youtube while eating said takeout
>browse 4chan/reddit
>bed

WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN

My boomer dad just asked me how to buy bitcoin. Also he said he was going to buy a ton of Libra. Commence the bullrun.

Let's start the discussion with which coins go on coinbase on 12/12.

I expect you retards to deliver the goods.