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>>56739607
Truth. No one who would benefit from me paying out the ass for life insurance is hurting for cash. It would likely just create strife, and few would really appreciate it. Give me a cheap ass cremation, say a prayer and move on. My final gift to all my friends will be several gigs of quality Futa pngs and webms in a hidden folder on my computer. A txt file is on the desktop with a complex cipher that once decrypted will reveal the location. No boomer who might ignore or delete the collection will be able to solve it or care enough to pay someone else too, but those programmers who have the autism and ability to crack it will likely be of refined taste, and readily accept this torch I have passed.

After my gamestop winnings I will make this even more elaborate. It shall be a cicaida-esque mystery that will draw the interest of the entire internet. I expect a general will be made on several boards here cataloguing each new discovery and slowly decoding it step by step, leading them to yet further hints and clues scattered around the world at various locations, until finally they end up upon a mega link to my magnanimous collection, lovingly assembled and curated. I'll even throw in the trap and venus folders as a bonus. A priceless treasure such as that is worth far more than any amount of money. No jewish insurance scam could possibly match it.