/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24879111
lmao goldman coping and raging like the wagies they are, when will they learn?

>>20278368
what the hell are you talking about? Just another shitty larp demoralization thread? I'm on my way to millionaire and when I get there I won't have to wagecuck and can run my own thing

Reading Marx and organizing the working class.

>work at a grocery store
>get 10% discount
>buy loads of products and sell them for a 5% discount
>i and the customers win

It's literally that easy

>>14785509
>I can't wait to become a wageslave, it can't possibly be worse than college.

Did you send your CV to Sergey yet? I hear they're holding interviews at the local McDonald's.

>he didn't go all in on doge a few days ago
literally doubled my net worth today lmao

>goes to McDonald's
>orders a Big Mac with fries as take away
>pays close attention to who does the fries
>it's a poor little lanklet who seem to work very hard to satisfy the customer demand
>gets my bag of food
>get in my car
>takes a third of my fries out and put them in the bag
>spit on my fries
>returns with the fries I spit in
>"hey can I talk to the manager?"
>manager comes
>"hey, it seems like some of your workers just spit in my fries. This is unacceptable. I think it was him *points at lanklet*. I want proper repercussions for this so it won't repeat it the future"
>"My deepest apologies for this incident. Please excuse us, I will have a talk with the subject. I promise this will not happen again" manager responds
>manager tells the lanklet in a scolding but not loud voice to get to the office
>lanklet looks confused at him
>eventually walks reluctantly to the office
>he looks at me
>I look back at him with a smug face
>his face as he approaches the office door resembles that of a convict who's walking towards the guillotine
>manager follows him in
>door closes shut
>I get a new set of fries

Just another day in the life of a wagie