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It's Mr Johnny fathands. Just popped in to make fun of you faggots. Imagine still holding GME thinking you're going to make it. Lol. Lmao even.

>One of the applicants for the open position has an interview with me at 6pm
>call him and tell him where to meet me and what time to show up
>great sounds good I'm looking forward to the interview
>doesn't show up
Kek American labor at its finest. So many lazy fucks are going to starve this winter. I'm going to get a sick pleasure out of seeing the homeless population grow during this recession.

When I was at Walmart yesterday after I checked out there were two white guys at the door who were greeters and check people's receipts to make sure nobody is stealing. A black girl walks up and they stop her, check her receipt, and she moves on. When I got there I pulled out my receipt and he just looked at me and said "nah you're good" despite having a cart full of groceries. Based Saline Michigan still dabbing on minorities.

>>51592112
>my gookfu
She ain't yours anymore baggot

>>51534229
Kek I would pay good money to have seen this spergout live and in person.

>Adderall shortage
Kek scoopsies career is going to go down the toilet

>>51353900
Fucking kek, you'll be begging me to take you in before too long. You might want to start apologizing to me and maybe start being nice.

>>51188990
Kek you probably wrote that exact code thinking you're a genius, meanwhile, you did shit code and only felt overconfident because of the Adderall. But your job isn't important. Let's get down to brass tacks. You pay 3d women go pretend to like you, I have a 2d wife that will literally go to the Mists of Avalon with me because she adores me. I can't even imagine being you. Lol. Lmao even.

Jesus Christ I was just smoking out my window and the neighbor lady and her son came out on the porch and we both spotted each other and they were asking a bunch of questions about my landlords building. I'm drunk and high right now so I must have come off as a fucking serial killer LMAO!!! I'm not used to dealing with normalfags.

>>51058161
Keep telling yourself that bud.

>>50984205
You stupid bastard

>BBBY
Everybody take a moment out of your bussy day to laugh at the baggies.

A lot of you seem put together and relatively normalfaggish. I often think about what it would be like to hang out with you and the horrors you would experience based on my behavior.

And just like that a generation of BBBY bagholders was created

>>50922646
Kek that picture
>friendship ended with SIGA, baggot is my best friend now

>>50912039
>girlfriend
>/smg/

>>50850642
Fucking kek read the article. It's nothing but a massive bunch of buzzwords and absolutely embarrassing cope.

Fucking meme stocks always crack me up.
>A couple months ago some anon mentions the short interest on BBBY
>Say fuck it, buy a couple $80 calls in may for cheap
>Nothing happens for months
>write them off for a loss
>Ryan Cohen goes autistic on them and gets the CEO fired
>stock shoots up 167% in a month
>Up 76% on my calls
Shit cracks me up.