/biz/ - Business & Finance

*sip*
*sluuuuuuuuurp*
Ah yes, kratom tea drunk, time to shitpost and trade.

This thread is for land owners and landlords, rentoids need not reply, let's discuss the various things that we have been doing with our land and how it has benefitted us each recently.

I'll start, recently a tenant in the house I inherited from my grandmother complained about a backed up sink, I had to send a plumber over there for $300 to get it unclogged, to compensate I increased rent by $50 and the stupid rentoid thanked me, not realizing that that's a $600 a year increase haha, I guess if you can't do math you rent.

>she couldn't handle no contact and got quite desperate
>my portfolio is pumping
Ah yes, I think good times are back on the menu boys

get rich quick idea I had but am too lazy to do
>Use AI to generate 65536 political commentary blogs or social media accounts
>Once the presidential primaries are over, have half of the accounts say Biden will win, and the other half say Trump will win
>deactivate the 32768 accounts that got it wrong
>repeat this process every election cycle, putting more effort into each individual account as the total number of accounts decreases
>in 40 years, you will be able to say you predicted the last 4 elections correctly, and you will have 64 identities that are treated as serious political analysts. Monetize this however you please
>and continuously applying this strategy, you will have 1 account that can maintain this status for 12 more years, (plus more if you happen to get further elections right)

How can I get started on an AI generated onlyfans? Should I use reference pictures from 1 e-whore for DALL-E to use?

>kratom tea prepared
Ah yes... time for some business
It's a pity there are no good financial opportunities currently, it's ideal for looking for ways to make more money

only up from here!
chin chin

It's because they are

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>>52495971
We have indeed been breaking out of the poo poo pee pee zone this week, but it's not Moe's Ass until we hit a new ATH.

Feels pretty good that Solana got jammed so hard cryptocom had to pause USDC withdrawals on that chain. All the other so called eth killers are imploding. I like the fundamentals.

>>52377777
Holy based.
Jannies 401K is in FTT btw

welcome to the club

>>51294084
>B.S, History
>job: gravedigger and stock speculator
>working my way through law school
>expected pay upon taking the BAR exam: six figures

>>50411305
based
Im rotating this thread in my head

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>>50369317
well done

My friend comes from a rich family but applied for an EBT card in Minnesota and now he gets 158 dollars from the state of Minnesota every month to blow on food. I live in Illinois how do I go about getting free neetbuxx despite being a perfectly healthy 20 year old male? Is the process easy or are they stringent? I want to drain the state of as much resources as possible being a leech.

>>49793443
SOXL
TQQQ
AQB
SIDU

>>49314655
Checked. Bonded bros we are so back

Came back from the GYM
you DO care about the other kind of gains too, right Anon?

>>30148936
Sorry but I believe in Jesus

I'm Polish, therefore I have the N-word pass
NIGGER!

BIZTARDS ON FUCKING SUICIDEWATCH
REDDIT WAS RIGHT YET AGAIN
SQUEEZE HAS YET TO BE SQUOZE
DIAMOND HANDS NEVER SELLING

$300k.
Don't @ me Westoid scum