/biz/ - Business & Finance

>if you don't have symptoms, you don't need to get a test
>up to 20% of cases are completely asymptomatic

We're so fucked. Nobody knows what to do.

>>15563032

>tipping at self-checkout

OP could have stuck $260,000 into an index fund and withdrawn a safe 3% and gotten $7800 worth of prostitutes per year for the rest of his fucking life.

But no he had to be a fucking idiot and spend $26,000 a year and not invest a thing.

You deserve to fail OP. You had money that poor people only dream of, and you wasted it like a fucking idiot.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-6BKGEPZE

>original singer of pokemon theme song just published a Bitcoin theme song

>>9927448

>he cashed out in a high tax country instead of moving abroad

>>9871366
>without even wiping

>>7546028
>borrowing money to buy ath

>>7360679
>I took out a $40k loan and bought the dip at $16k

>>7242648

>bought eth at $840 last night
>it immediately started recovering

I'm a freakin genius.

>>7056528

>faq
>is this a scam
>yes

lmao you memer's are really something

>government prevents companies from creating new coin scams
>entire coin market collapses because it's one big scam

It's like poetry.

>all these day trading faggots crying about losses
>they haven't learned the ways of the hodl

You do realize that literally every coin will bounce back eventually, right?

>people talking about making $100k in crypto earnings
>too cheap to pay $200 for a tax professional to handle it for you

Trust me guys, it's worth it. My dad went to a cpa (certified public accountant) to get his taxes done "for real" and she saved him tens of thousands of dollars on taxes he had accidentally overpaid the year before.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wNb9ZbPRYY

>if you invested $10k into the top 10 coins from 1 year ago, your $10k would now be worth $204k.

Holy shit.

Sold all my ltc to buy more

>>1975156

>buy a bag of juice
>buy a machine to squeeze a bag of juice
>mfw bottles of fruit juice already exist

>>1958806
I WILL JERK YOU OFF ON LIVESTREAM IF U DO THAT !

HABBENING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1940431
>500k in the bank making me 7% a year (very conservative rate)