/biz/ - Business & Finance

I hired a private investigator(I paid 50k) and find that my dad has 25 million worth of properties and 100 million worth of stock

How should i obtain it to satisfy my pleasure?

Family dont give me shit

I dont give a fuck about my next generation either

i plan to use 10% as health insurance and 50% to fuck women and 40% for material goods

Imagine for a second any single burgerfag really cares about this kek, they're all retarded fat bitches that might end dying soon of a cardiac attack, and they care more about muh IRS and muh taxes than actual financial freedom, they'll never make it, not even if they find out about Arkham

>>54759642
You either start an onlyfans or you can literally get and then dump geo located nfts with Rebase

>An AI thread on /r9k/ /biz/ /v/ and probably others within the last 10 hours

I'm getting real tired of you AI jeets and your useless ai, the fact that /biz/ is the only board to take the bait shows just how many jeets are skulking about on this board.
Show me an upside down women looking through her legs.

>>50872528
When someone proclaims themselves as "the best" its guaranteed that its never the case
It's as if a salesman / thief / scammer exclaims "I'm very trustworthy" or "haha you can trust me"

>>50682041
>voluntarily becoming a glownigger

I've been waiting for a big crash for 2 months now
All we've done is crab... Despite all the hyper bearish events and no indication of a bullrun.. It's not gonna crash is it...

>>50252885
Why? Blame the producer, not the addicts. These men are horny, lonely and depressed, I feel bad for them honestly. Meanwhile that whore just wants to make easy cash.

>>50040021
>my arrows will blot out the sun
Then we shall fight in the shade

>>30431200
>there's still no bobo edit of pic related
Don't make me do it.

>>30419423
I dont understand the "You will own nothing" meme.

Did someone of high stature actually, unironically, say that? I dont pay attention to news

>my old fag sharingan will prove useful for knowing who to trust here
Kisame we are staying

>>29755256
Just google S&P 500 heatmap.

>>28099694
THANK YOU BASED SHITCOIN

>>27476231
Let them dump, we are eating off the dip

>>26894838
im not a hedgie faggot lmao
how many shares you have?

i got in ground floor on AMC with cashapp while faggots like him were bitching on reddit about RH and Webull and others being clipped

I'm holding, the boom is tonight faggg
see you in the morning

>>26530683
Did you know that you arent actually moving money and youre just browsing reddit for no reason? Youre probably very stupid

>Browse /pol/
>Get the necessary amount of redpills and blackpills
>Get bored from the shame shit and constant defeatism
/biz/, we're leaving.

which alt will have the best return.

dont say
REQ
ARK
BNT
QSP
CAN
please

>>23685273

>>23649637

Biden or Trump are both good for the stock markets. not really a black swan anon as people are talking about it.

Kisame we are leaving.

>>23366077

Futures are happy with Stimulus might be passed by tomorrow.

All markets are up.

Doesn't look good BoBo.

>>22680075
Nigger

That's a women