/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55671483

>>52896495
There’s so much bull cope that Jpow will have to cut rates in 2023, they were on tv coping this morning that there’s no way Powell will keep rates high

>>50831773
Proof? Oh yeah absolutely zero, also zero proof we have some remote controlled car riding around on the surface of mars and nasa air dropping other remote controlled toys that have all the 3D animation recreations you want of them landing and the parachutes opening who can’t send back video... Meanwhile I can’t get a cell signal in mountains or still some parking garages and elevators

Never invested in ANYTHING? This recent meme boost has gotten me interested, what should i do guys, guide me, i will follow liek a blind sheep

>>25309843

>I literally can’t even type this out without laughing.

>>25231482

>>25235244

diluted mc now at $6.6 billion.
Not going to lie I'm fucking nervous bros, no way and day old crypto can be 6th biggest in the market place right?

>>24485141
1)Andre sent out a tweet saying keep3r will be using chainlink as an oracle partner ...yay serious partnership, let's ape in $500 end etc etc
> keep3r was released as an oracle solution, doesn't do shit, project went quiet for 2 weeks while Andre rethink and decides to use chainlink
2) let's not forget this is third iteration of this shit coin, result of the first 2? Rug
> Andre says he doesn't given a shit about early investors and will happily rug any project
3) you don't know shit faggot
> was advised by a dev friend of mine who knows and works with Andre about this, as mentioned still im whale group with 27 of top 50 wallets . I bought @ $45 sold at $225 and made just shy of 5k eth out of it.

Red pill tip for you, if you see an Andre coin that has already 300x'ed during the first few days of sale its a good idea to tread carefully. This shit went on sale for just over a dollar and already had 17 holders who have made a ton of money dumping on retards like you.
>larp
Suit yourself.

How can the whole market be green and everyone having a great time but I managed to pick the one retarded altcoin that is red...

I went all in as well...

>>24011514
>tfw could be multi-millionaire if I had not dismissed those /fa/ silk road threads in 2012 advising to have some hundreds in btc just in case the black market flourish
>those shit methheads are probably multi-millionaires now

>>23889677
I'D BE LITERALLY SWIMMING IN A POOL FULL OF HEAVY SHEKEL BAGS BUT I GUESS I HAVE TO COPE FUCK WEED