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Ways to Jew le System or Live Frugally:

I'll start,
>Visit foodbanks and take canned/packaged food, fill your backpack with it and say that you are homeless and need to stock up because you've been going hungry
>Ride the bus for free, if they ask to see your ticket then run away or say you forgot(not recommended)
>Get a prescription for adderall and sell the pills individually to rich college nerds
>Fake schizophrenia or similar to get free dosh, research symptoms and then put on a good display, if you do then work cash jobs so you get even more shekelbucks
>Try to open parked cars on a busy street, sometimes one will be open and you can fill your pockets with a bunch of free shit
>Visit places where heroin addicts go to shoot up and ask for free needles, in some cities you get them no questions asked
>Rob people with a BB-gun at night for their mobile phones
>Get bolt cutters and cut the locks off people's bikes, you can use or sells the bikes(optional)
>Trick retards in RuneScape or similar game then sell the gold
>Get a friend to distract people holding garage sales then steal valuable things
>Help someone move houses but steal things from some of the boxes

Post your own Yiddish ideas senpai!

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Ways to Jew le System or Live Frugally:

I'll start,
>Visit foodbanks and take canned/packaged food, fill your backpack with it and say that you are homeless and need to stock up because you've been going hungry
>Ride the bus for free, if they ask to see your ticket then run away or say you forgot(not recommended)
>Get a prescription for adderall and sell the pills individually to rich college nerds
>Fake schizophrenia or similar to get free dosh, research symptoms and then put on a good display, if you do then work cash jobs so you get even more shekelbucks
>Try to open parked cars on a busy street, sometimes one will be open and you can fill your pockets with a bunch of free shit
>Visit places where heroin addicts go to shoot up and ask for free needles, in some cities you get them no questions asked
>Rob people with a BB-gun at night for their mobile phones
>Get bolt cutters and cut the locks off people's bikes, you can use or sells the bikes(optional)
>Trick retards in RuneScape or similar game then sell the gold
>Get a friend to distract people holding garage sales then steal valuable things
>Help someone move houses but steal things from some of the boxes

Post your own Yiddish ideas senpai!