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>this latest shill can barely write english
They're not sending their best. I'll leave him alone if he posts a screen capture of his portfolio.

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>melvin and co?
fucked

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots and Melvin just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>melvin and co?
fucked

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots and Melvin just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

AKA "Just 4 more days Edition"

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME
http://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH

>GameStop appoints Chief Technology Officer, 2 additional new Executives to push forward e-commerce and customer focused transformation
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-appoints-chief-technology-officer

>Is the Squeeze Squoze?
https://squeeze.bonner.jp
https://wherearetheshares.com

>Interesting Read
>>27590984

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/gme/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Trade Halts
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts

>NYSE Short Restrictions
ftp://ftp.nyxdata.com/NYSEGroupSSRCircuitBreakers/NYSEGroupSSRCircuitBreakers_2021/
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>Most Shorted Stocks
https://financhill.com/most-heavily-shorted-stocks-today

>Thread Theme
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>>27841973

Okay fuckers, this is now a random poker game, both sides have already exposed all their shady shit at this point and anything else will make this game end up giving the other the win, it is purely random at this point

DONT BUY, OVER 60 OR 61

LISTEN ME, DONT DO IT.

>>27530514
Have you not read Kaiji? It's literally spelled out right in the manga why people act like this. Greed, delusion, short-sightedness, fear.

>>27523229
STEM is for autistic retards who can't get laid
>>27523700
You need money to make money, you don't expect me to actually get a job or something do you? I'm going to gamble on shitcoins and get rich or die.

Economics? What the fuck? Trading stocks is gambling son, you just place your chips on the table and pray.