/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58452424
>hedgies jump off buildings
Absolutely
>normies and boomers penniless
I don't want people to be destitute, just israel. Unfortunately, retirement funds are going to be blown up because hedgies have always used normal people to absorb their risk.
>millions of dollars in my bank account
Billions, even if you're a stacklet
>Never having to wake up to an alarm
You should still have a structured sleep schedule, otherwise you'll become depressed.
>Saying "fuck you" to the boss
For legal reasons, you should politely leave your place of employment using normal channels.
>I'll be tired of winning
Impossible