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Word in the private discord group is that Chainlink Labs is planning to pivot as a DAO, with LINK getting re-purposed as a governance token while the nodes will be staked with USD denominated stable coins, both to avoid volatility and friction for enterprise customers and to comply with upcoming SEC guidelines/avoid being labeled as a security after the XRP debacle. Insiders and early VCs like Framework Ventures who used to be big believers in the project are now exiting their positions and have been dumping their bags OTC.

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Word in the private discord group is that Chainlink Labs is planning to pivot as a DAO, with LINK getting re-purposed as a governance token while the nodes will be staked with USD denominated stable coins, both to avoid volatility and friction for enterprise customers and to comply with upcoming SEC guidelines/avoid being labeled as a security after the XRP debacle. Insiders and early VCs like Framework Ventures who used to be big believers in the project are now exiting their positions and have been dumping their bags OTC.

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Jason Parser? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parser a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parser has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

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For someone who is NEVER SELLING, where is the best place to put my linkies before staking so I can earn passive gains while I wait for future developments? Must be fully audited and no impermanent loss.

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biz missed out as usual
the chinese jason parser

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/dos-network/

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Can we get *eddit to FOMO now?

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>>18714424
Chainlink hands down has the best memes, both fudding and shilling. It's almost like it might be the same group producing both fud and praise. Really makes you think.

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>>17564964
Imagine how her poop would feel in you hands bros

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>>17199806
thank you, jason parser

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What's the next step of his master plan?

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>>15995704
>raising cutting edge questions
>ShAd0W4K

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why is this shit pumping so hard?

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>>15636533
incomprehensibly based

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CHAINLINK IS A SCAM DO NOT BUY
CHAINLINK IS A SCAM DO NOT BUY
CHAINLINK IS A SCAM DO NOT BUY
CHAINLINK IS A SCAM DO NOT BUY

There now that all of the filter fags are out and nolinkers I will now reveal my post. I am connected to the chainlink team in a way and have come across some vital information about a fortune 500 company that will be announcing a major partnership with chainlink before the end of the month. I'm currently out to do some errands atm but I will be back on later to reveal it. If this thread reaches 200 replies I will reveal this when I return.
Hint: it isn't Microsoft or Facebook

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>>15005276
>absolute state of ripple's blockchain
https://www.cripple.biz/viewFile/880E57EFC9E0A1999A8D68B2FE31516892CC49B49FDFD6AE0B8A00961BC90A69-48954421

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Yea a Json Parser is revolutionary technology KEK

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You do know chainlink is a scam to get new people to the market to lose their money right? It’s a glorified JSON parser (as a woman I know you don’t know what this means so google it and try to wrap your normie brain around the technicalities). Unironically go to Reddit and ask for crypto advice they won’t try to scam you out of your money like the angry incels here.

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How low do you think it'll go? I think it will fall into decimal territory.

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Nobody has ever been quite sure. All we're sure of is that you have to go back.

>>14514101
And you

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How to spot baseless FUD:
>1) JSON parser.
Chainlink is far from a simple JSON parser. Just go look at it on Github.
>2) Coin.
If someone calls Chainlink a coin, you know they don't understand even the first thing about it.
>3) Scam.
A team creating a useful and open source system is not a scam. Again, look at Github.



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