/biz/ - Business & Finance

How's that investment goin, son? I heard those cryptomajiggs are really takin off! Yer makin yer 'ol man proud! I'm sure you're makin a lot of money right now! I told your mom you weren't a failure. I always believed in you, son!!!

>Coin looks like shit, doesn't have a unique use case, site looks like it was generated and uses emojis because dev can't even be bothered to make their own graphics
>Ignore it because it smells like curry
>Gets listed on Binance within 2 days and moons

There's definitely some insider trading shit going on here. I refuse to believe Binance would even give these shitcoins a second glance if not for people within Binance being personally involved for some quick cash.

>Intel announces buyback
>Stock doesn't budge

Dead fucking company, holy shit. Good thing I only got $500 worth of these bags and just purchased yesterday. Thought I made a good move when that announcement dropped, turns out that nobody gives a fuck. At least I can find comfort that Intel can't go lower than this given the news...right?

I sold my tech as a defensive move on Wednesday. Hoping for a pullback Monday so I can get back in. I'm so anxious over another nosedive like the start of the year - I gained a lot during this rise and just didn't want it all going up in smoke just because politicians are dragging their feet on the stimulus bill. Knowing my luck, I'll get comfortable buying back in and there will be some groundbreaking event like the fed suddenly raising interest rates or some shit. Or SEC finding massive stock manipulation in key tech player stocks.