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Could chainlink be used to enhance prostitution?

Imagine
>get penis sucked by prostitute
>IOT sensors in my penis detect my cum leaving
>IOT sensors in her mouth detect my cum by DNA signature (provided by DECO as to not leak my private info)
>I decide to also film this so i can upload it online and then jerk off to the comments
>Both IOT sensors send this data to a smart contract that is a fork of the "GirlBossPimp.Sol" contract (popular amongst self employed female prostitutes)
>this smart contract releases my funds, and they get sent to her.
>Later on, be bored, decide to upload video
>Video uploads, face recognition technology identifies the prostitute in the video and sends her a notification. It wants to know if she agrees to be in this video and she is informed that every view it gets will give her .000000001 ETH. She agrees.
>Each time someone views the video now she receives payment, she has to have no fear of anything since none of her actual data is sent to the website and she just has to be comfortable with her face being shown

Holy shit bros we are so early.

>>50038408
Here are the steps
>Start a crypto CeFi lending operation
>Take lots of customers deposits
>Open positions for money managers
>Hire porn star for those positions who are under qualified
>Fuck them and convince them to record it

There you go.

Here is Ms. Khater in case you need a comparison.

>>18207271
Oh yes so she did it in secret, nobody knows about it at all, top secret stuff