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>>6542740
Unbeknownst to fudders His time in Thailand wasn't just a debaucherous sexual release. As a student of philosophy Sergy had discovered the esoteric and hermetic arts early on. His mentor, Kyriakos Grizzly, had been mastering eastern techniques for kundalini energy transfers with smart contracts, Oracle generation, and chakra decentralization. The hookers were a by-product of increased testosterone from Bloat-maxxing.

>one
Sergy yanked his FIAT sized arm breaking the neck of the first Crypto-Siren
>nothin wrong with me

>TWO
Sergy fart-mogged himself out of the water revealing the the four masternodes that were holding him down moments before
>nothin wrong with me

>three
The number of crypto sirens singing to try to out Sergy back into a social media slumber. A helicopter is seen in the distance as Sergy is swinging his arms to fend off the three remaining Crypto-sirens in an ocean of red
>nothin wrong with me

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sergy is momentarily stunned as he's taken from behind by a crypto siren wielding a fidget spinner. Justin Sun is now circling Sergy on a cigar boat and the helicopter closes in

>hey mom, I wrote you some soft songs, and tell dad I'm just fine
The helicopter is overhead and it's Rory with the new Media Marketing director. Sergy speaks

>Your vaporware has plagued the coin market for too long. It's time for a correction. Technology shouldn't be built around hype. Speculative investments shouldn't be vaporware. I've avoided centralized for iin lieu of decentralized investor faith. It's time for you to see their real power and my true form