/biz/ - Business & Finance

odds of 500m market cap (10x)?

>Be at office late on friday finishing paperwork and what's left of my lunch from earlier that day
>Female coworker comes to my work station
>Talking about work stuff, paperwork, etc
>As i am finishing my paperwork and start to leave she says she really wants something long and hard to put in her mouth
>Pull granola bar out of lunch box and give it to her
>Head home
>Be today
>All of a sudden think she might have meant something else
Anyways, has jpow announced higher interest rates yet?

>Office workers insists they know more than anyone else about their jobs and field work
>Office worker goes to field
>Ends up with a court subpoena from a job she did
>Won't tell anyone what the fuck she did, why she's getting subpoenaed to court
>Refuses to go do 'field work' now
>Still wants to tell us how to do our jobs
I would short the company at this point, but she seems to be doing the work for me.

Jasmy Bros are dead?

>>27797318
That's what I'm afraid of. I'm REEAAALLY good at making money in the bull market but I don't know when to sell! I'm both excited and terrified at the same time!

>>25287640
What did you do? Options?

>>25267672
I sure hope it's a long term hold because I bought the top today...

Tell your boss we're all in the same situation and we're holding forever.

>>19680396

>>19578809
is it too late to get into GUSH?

i shoulda listened to all those GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH memes like 2-3 months ago... feelsbadman

>>19281415
Lads KTOV better takeoff to Mars. I expect it too but this is my last chance to strike success in anything in life. I've got to turn this shit around or else I have nothing to show for my pathetic life. KTIV to the moon right guys :(

>>14918290
>business and finance
You two are clearly related.

>>9179981
I did. Shit's not looking too good.

>forced on to concerta in Childhood and uni
>Basically no emotions
>Quit after uni
>Sudden emotional floods, no idea how to handle them
>2 years later I can finally kind of control them but have been unemployed and can only not kind of program again
Don't do this kids

>>8322814
Nigger I have heard some fucking retarded shit in my life, but this is the pinnacle of invalidicy.

>>8262589
>Wanting to live in a city with no rights and a high cost of living and high tax rate

Send your gains to me you literally don't deserve them you cuck.

>>7286052
I'm fucking red for the year. Down 70% from my ATH. Should have sold. Should have shorted BTC like that one anime poster was telling us to weeks ago.

>>6465600
>Jailbreaking the internet

>>5269534
>tfw speculative investors are killing decentralized apps with high fees
>tfw it costs $20 to run a contract transaction
RIP ETH