/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29435353
I CLIMBED ABOARD THE ROCKET SHIP,
THEY SAID DON'T WORRY, BUY THE DIP!
WE'RE BLASTING OFF, IT'S TIME TO GO,
WE'LL LEAVE YOU IF YOU ARE TOO SLOW!

I STRAPPED IN ON THE ROCKET SHIP,
I POURED MY SAVINGS IN REAL QUICK,
I STORED MY VALUE, HEDGED MY BETS,
THE FEDS CAN'T STOP ME NOW I GUESS...

I STARED OUT FROM THE ROCKET SHIP,
THE LIGHTS OF EARTH BEGAN TO DIP,
THE STARRY SKIES AWAITED ME,
THE MOON IT BECKONED BRIGHT AND FREE!

BUT AS I PRAISED MY ROCKET SHIP,
THE ENGINE HAD BEGUN TO DRIP!
THE PILOTS HAD PLAYED US FOR FOOLS,
THEY'D ONLY NEEDED US FOR FUEL!!!

I SCREAMED INSIDE THE ROCKET SHIP,
WITH MANY OTHER POOR MIDWITS,
OUR COFFIN PLUNGED BACK DOWN TO EARTH,
WITH SAVINGS GONE AND HOPE REVERSED...

I TELL YOU OF THIS ROCKET SHIP,
TO TEACH THE TRUTHS OF MY BIG SLIP,
DON'T TRUST THE SHILLS, DON'T BUY THE DIP,
AND NEVER SUCK SATOSHI'S DICK!

>>28748473
I CLIMBED ABOARD THE ROCKET SHIP,
THEY SAID DON'T WORRY, BUY THE DIP!
WE'RE BLASTING OFF, IT'S TIME TO GO,
WE'LL LEAVE YOU IF YOU ARE TOO SLOW!

I STRAPPED IN ON THE ROCKET SHIP,
I POURED MY SAVINGS IN REAL QUICK,
I STORED MY VALUE, HEDGED MY BETS,
THE FEDS CAN'T STOP ME NOW I GUESS...

I STARED OUT FROM THE ROCKET SHIP,
THE LIGHTS OF EARTH BEGAN TO DIP,
THE STARRY SKIES AWAITED ME,
THE MOON IT BECKONED BRIGHT AND FREE!

BUT AS I PRAISED MY ROCKET SHIP,
THE ENGINE HAD BEGUN TO DRIP!
THE PILOTS HAD PLAYED US FOR FOOLS,
THEY'D ONLY NEEDED US FOR FUEL!!!

I SCREAMED INSIDE THE ROCKET SHIP,
WITH MANY OTHER POOR MIDWITS,
OUR COFFIN PLUNGED BACK DOWN TO EARTH,
WITH SAVINGS GONE AND HOPE REVERSED...

I TELL YOU OF THIS ROCKET SHIP,
TO TEACH THE TRUTHS OF MY BIG SLIP,
DON'T TRUST THE SHILLS, DON'T BUY THE DIP,
AND NEVER SUCK SATOSHI'S DICK!

>>25803363
>in five years time, btc could be anywhere between 40k and 500k
That's hardly a prediction, that's just bullshit with pretty colours. Exponential charts are almost always a clear sign that someone is a fool.

>>24718941
>TO THE MOON
>WAIT WHAT'S HAPPENING
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>b-bitcoin is digital gold!

I CLIMBED ABOARD THE ROCKET SHIP,
THEY SAID DON'T WORRY, BUY THE DIP!
WE'RE BLASTING OFF, IT'S TIME TO GO,
WE'LL LEAVE YOU IF YOU AR TOO SLOW!

I STRAPPED IN ON THE ROCKET SHIP,
I POURED MY SAVINGS IN REAL QUICK,
I STORED MY VALUE, HEDGED MY BETS,
THE FEDS CAN'T STOP NOW I GUESS...

I STARED OUT FROM THE ROCKET SHIP,
THE LIGHTS OF EARTH BEGAN TO DIP,
THE STARRY SKIES AWAITED ME,
THE MOON IT BECKONED BRIGHT AND FREE!

BUT AS I PRAISED MY ROCKET SHIP,
THE ENGINE HAD BEGUN TO DRIP!
THE PILOTS HAD PLAYED US FOR FOOLS,
THEY'D ONLY NEEDED US FOR FUEL!!!

I SCREAMED INSIDE THE ROCKET SHIP,
WITH MANY OTHER POOR MIDWITS,
OUR COFFIN PLUNGED BACK DOWN TO EARTH,
WITH SAVINGS GONE AND HOPE REVERSED...

I TELL YOU OF THIS ROCKET SHIP,
TO TEACH THE TRUTHS OF MY BIG SLIP,
DON'T TRUST THE SHILLS, DON'T BUY THE DIP,
AND NEVER SUCK SATOSHI'S DICK!