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Money isn't enough to buy a decent gf anymore. Even if you make it, the golden standard is now:
6'2
Good looking
Big dick
Rich
No "icks"

If you fall short in any of these categories, it's landwhales and uggos for you.

>dude just be pressured by your entire family to get a hundred thousand dollars of student loans and become a debt slave at 18
>10 years later
>can't pay it back? you shouldn't have taken out the loan dumbass
tell that to my parents you FUCKING idiots
I hate every last piece of shit who forced me to go to college for a now worthless degree
no 18 year old is financially savvy enough with our shitty education to get these loans on a whim, and neither are the worthless fucking adults in this country
my parents especially, who were supposed to have my back, threatened to kick me out on the streets if I didn't go
fast forward to today, I went through so much undue suffering because of this shit
I haven't talked to them in years and I hope they choke and die