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>>16855474
ITT ALL THE BRAINLETS OF BIZ UNITED

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Craig here. If you are confused about recent events, don’t worry. This is all a part of a plan. You didn’t really think Satoshi would give up this easily, did you?

Phase one:

Destroy Binance. This is a phase not even caused by me but self caused. That fucking wanker can’t even get his security systems straight. People will now forever not trust the exchange. The game is up. Like I said.

Phase 2: CZ decides to discuss a possible rollback on the BTC network. Even if this doesn’t happen, it is too late. 95% of people didn’t even know this was possible. People are now aware that BTC is and always will be susceptible to the fucking core devs and selfish miners’ desires. People are now forever aware that BTC has zero value. The game is up.

Phase 3: It is not a coincidence that I have to submit proof of my Trust, provide the names of the beneficiaries of the Trust, and show BTC transaction logs which will show the courts that I really am Satoshi.

Phase 4: Doom for the crypto markets. Doom for the racist white trolls who love making fun of Indians and Asians indiscriminately. And doom for all the people who doubted me, ridiculed me, and tried to make me look like a fool while sitting in their mother’s basement.

Phase 5: The true bitcoin (I.e. BSV) continues development and becomes the only asset not riddled with scammy behaviour.

I’ll visit you in jail CZ.

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No wonder vitalyk hates craig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4afMykcGrGY

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ok here’s the crypto blackpill. there is an AI living on the bitcoin blockchain. Craig Wright is unironically satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity.. these things the AI need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the AI would be able to slowly take over literally everything. Craig stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata running on turing-complete bitcoin script. He would ‘evolve’ the AI by making the successful forks get bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions. Blockstream (owned by Bilderberg group) was created to take over and stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down satoshi’s AI (her named isTulip by the way). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical opcodes the AI uses in its script language. segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Craig is so intent to make unbounded blocks, restore the original op codes, and lock down the protocol. Back to hash power – CSW has developed a breakthrough new asic (designed by his AI actually), and is mining BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking them all over to BSV leaving the segwit chain hard frozen.

https://youtu.. be/IOlvOiGPPio

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1 LIKE = 1 STIFF
1 REPLY = 1 COREKEK BANKRUPTED
1 REPOST = FREE 21 BSV

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He is stern but fair. I do love him, guys.

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>yes sirs very good coin original bitcoin
>sirs you buy it will go to 10000
>original bitcoin mhmm yes sirs
This rajeesh literal scum of a human being then went on to put out half-assed, irrelevant patents and that he wrote up using crayon (the last crayon left in the box, that is; after he was done eating the rest and washing them down with mumbai ditchwater)
this guy even created his own twitter account (took him 12 hours to register his account using a comm college library computer) that he then went on to use to plaigarize and claim himself to be THE one and only mr. sanjeyshi nakapoopoo
he has spent his entire life scamming and drinking and he will continue to do so if left unchecked, its our responsibility to put an end to this meth head


how do we stop him, biz?

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SAY IT WITH ME NIGGERS
>MORE CENTRALITY DOESNT EQUAL LESS SECURITY
>ONE CHAIN MEANS WE ALL GET RICH IN BITCOIN TOGETHER
>SMART CONTRACTS WERE MADE ON BITCOIN BEFORE COCKSTREAM REMOVED IT
>BLOCKS CAN SCALE INFINITELY GOOGLE MOORE'S LAW

READ THE WHITEPAPER NUMBNUTS. I WILL NOT SPOONFEED YOU ANY LONGER

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This is craig showing the need for a distributed internet

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>>12992342
this would be fucking based and totally in character for him.

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>>12956020
You're only going to get more and more sad as lightning network leads nowhere and they gimp the main chain to 300k blocks. BTC adoption is reversing faster and faster.

>>12956040
BSV is the only version of bitcoin that preserves bitcoin both in how it works and what the goal is (global censorship-resistant cash for everybody). You don't have to like it but don't fool yourself.

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He will fix crypto.

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>>12735857
He will fix it.

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>>12706472
It's the inventor of bitcoin, Craig Wright (moniker: Satoshi).

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Satoshi has unveiled. World markets shall tremble. We are witnessing the rebirth of a legend that will echo through the centuries. I hope you have made preparations.

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He's been tweeting a million things today:

https://twitter.com/ProfFaustus

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Poolin, third biggest BTC pool started to mine BSV.

It's not too late faggots

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Now we have a computer inside Bitcoin.

https://bitcom.bitdb.network/#/

Still don't get the potential?

Bitcoin (SV) is Bitcoin as is was designed..and... working perfectly.

All other get rekt.
Don't like it? STIFF

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Come chat with us in Bitcoin, for free.

https://bitchat.bitdb.network

Feel the potential.

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> A Serverless Website Stored in a Single Bitcoin SV Transaction
https://alice.bitdb.network

> Onchain real time chat with a simple chat bot.
https://bitchat.bitdb.network

Soon, deep learning AI gathering data from all of the stored data on bitcoin.

You though AI living in the blockchain was a meme?
You were wrong!
> Don't like it? Stiff

> Try the chat
Donate to $Vishnu

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> A Serverless Website Stored in a Single Bitcoin SV Transaction
https://alice.bitdb.network

> Onchain real time chat with a simple chat bot.
https://bitchat.bitdb.network

Soon, deep learning AI gathering data from all of the stored data on bitcoin.

You though AI living in the blockchain was a meme?
You were wrong!
> Don't like it? Stiff

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