/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55748489
wtf archive.

>>53844268
That's great because I don't think about you at all.

>>53659468
>mfw ignorant anti-semites get what they deserve

>>53400544
nor the accusations of trolling

that feeling you get when you look in your bag of options and find those 3 TSLA puts that you forgot buying.

>>22914944

>>22888123
APOLOGIZE

>mfw I forget to sell my VXX calls at close yesterday, but the market decides it wants to capitulate anyway.

>>18859975
also if the price halves, that's just an opportunity to purchase more stake for less money. I'm looking forward to giving these shares to my beneficiaries when I pass away.

I'm ITM, I'm ITM, doo doo doo dooo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

>>14125430
I don't trade the SPY unless I have day trades available. A short position in volatility is the only thing worth holding over night right now.

mfw nobody is going to be able to retire this year and all those kids graduating from college won't be able to find employment

reminder, bobo is driving us, and we're heading strait for the cliff's edge.

>>12641303

REFR up

Stocks all day over cryptoshit.

Please refer to my thread, cryptofags please fuck off

>>12384171

I'm up $30k

>>11433278
you go long in yulong when ticker up 650% you get really fucked

>>11306426
you didn't long china when we hit it the first time?

>>11231843
it's not a loss if you never sell

>>11123357
tfw my bond puts are up over 10% on the day

muh tarrif memes, muh jewish holiday, muh meme graph, muh mid-teens. markets are kill, deal with it.

My china short is up 450%.

250,000 shares of TLT moved and then boom it drops 15 cents.

Weirder things have happened, but my advanced market screener has detected a naked Frenchman pulling his ball sack over his penis so it looks like a bull frog pattern on the 15 minute VIX candles. It can only mean one thing.

MFW I had a bear call spread on VXX that was going to suck up the whole margin risked, but covered the short half and then sold my long half made 6 grand more than I would have had the options just expired worthless.