/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20222307
MUMU:Mr. Bobo...you are the one who loses money here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your gains up into little bits. Then you blew your brains out.
HARBINGER OF DEATH [after a short pause]: That's strange sir...I don't have any recollection of that at all

>>19954433
Might I suggest a somber tune for today's market goings on, and the general feeling of hopelessness I'm sure you all share with me in regards to the direction of our once-great civilization and the world at large?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaHC-vZTlQM

>>19676797
Perhaps the Mumus need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps...a bit more. My anime girl posters, sir, they...didn't care for the Bear Market at first. One of them actually started posting smug anime girls, and tried to make me rage. But the market "corrected" them sir. And when Jerome Powell tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" him.