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>>15450913
Dude i just read them. Hes literally just telling her he loves her and sending dick pics. Have you ever dated? I don’t understand how this makes him less of a chad. This is every dude talking to his new girlfriend.

I thought it was going to be some tiger woods shit where he was asking his mistress to cuck him and how he wanted to eat other mens loads out of her pussy, the way you built it up.

Also if elon was truly a based god hed presumably be able to make this look legendary the way hitler did with his mustache by sheer force of will and accomplishments. It would be known as the “elon hair” and people would want to imitate it. The same way it became fashionable for black dudes in the 90s shaved there head, to imitate Michael Jordan