/biz/ - Business & Finance

>too dumb to learn how to code
>too uncreative to do art
>too poor to invest
>too weak to do manual labor
>too autistic to do anything involving customer service
>too clumsy to do anything involving vehicles or machinery
>too healthy to get on government disability
What options are left for me other than suicide? I feel like I was born with the exact combination of traits to guarantee failure at life.