/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Its 2030
>you were either an oldfag wagecuck who scrounged every penny saved into crypto or
>you were a young newfag looking to get into crypto as you stared down the barrel of wagecucking like your depressed parents
>everyone laughed at you and gave you funny looks when you brought up your stack
>'is that like... bitcoin' they said snickering
>you came here in 2021 getting shilled by everyone
>turned out it didn't matter what coin you took it all worked out anons.
>ada, avax, reed, rubic, chain, banco, lto, xlm, ixec, request, iota, grt, hed, xsn, pnk, bnb, avax, poladot, fantom, aave, prq ALL 100X at least.
>you managed to pay off your parents house
>you got to travel the world fucking slavic hookers
>you got to settle down with a loving wife now
>you got kids you get to spend time with
>you got a holiday hose in the woods or down the coast you can fuck off too when your bored.
>all your friends and former colleagues who you tried to help now look at you in admiration and envy

there is no need to fight and FUD anons. WE can all make it. we can all live the dream.

>>22557989
APU ID FUCKING BASED FUCK YES

and always post this "yOU cAN REnt And PUT tthE monEY in Sp5o0"

>not owning a house/apartment means someone else decides
>and you can't use the leverage of a mortgage
>you literally pay the landlords mortgage instead of your own
>can never do any improvements
>he can evict you for stupid reasons
>owning a place is part of growing up

I mean, it's literlally the most domesticated kuck thing to do, taking almost no risk doing what "everyone else" does just to get a 5-8% per year in profit

How can anyone enjoy such a boring mindless NPC lifestyle?

>muhh VTO
>Muh duplex investment in "up and coming area"
>middle manager at Fortune500

>>18280835
you must had a shit childhood, don't worry fren we're here for you

>>17948469
mfw we made 140k and have a kid. 2900 coming. thank you mr. trump.

How do I convince my mom to put some money in this Ponzi market?
Not asking her to lend me money, more convince her to diversify her holdings (I would manage her crypto position, tho).
She's in a stable financial situation, but not wealthy so eventually only few grands, money that she can afford to lose and to buy safe stuff, mostly BTC when it bottoms in the next days/weeks and eventually bottomed safe alts (no LINK at ATH, sorry).

She's not really into investments, she has no financial backgrounds, she thinks that the safest money are the money in the bank, it doesn't realize inflation, devaluation of FIAT purchasing power and shits.

FRENS ASSEMBLE

how are you tonight

>>12485731
You're missing the point, you're supposed to get a skinny girl and fatten her up over time.

>>10409933
Das rite, we goin to za sky n' shieet.