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>stop paying attention when market was being fucking gay like 2 fucking weeks ago
>look at market now
>it's still being fucking gay

Incredible. Fuck this gay ass market. Get ready for SPX to look like fucking Nikkei.

>go long
>market flips overnight completely without a reason or rhyme
>go short
>market flips overnight completely without a reason or rhyme
I am so fucking tired of this schizo market and I just feel like pulling all my money out and fucking waiting it out until it takes its fucking meds.

The futas are piledriving.

>buy long when SPY starts going up
>sell when it starts going down at that retarded inverse cup
>suddenly flips and does 180 and pumps 1%

What the fuck is this schizophrenia? Nothing makes sense.

>>51496026
>>Thiel argued that although the national headwinds favored Republicans this cycle
The pendulum is going to fuckig swing so hard it'll rip the fuck off the string.
People vote for Trump, things are good at least for the moment.
Trump's out and the second he's out economy fucking collapses, people are paying enormous costs, Joe goes after his political opponents.

Why the fuck would anyone ever vote left in this case? They don't even give you bread and circuses anymore.

Lie

Gay sex.

Gay sex just did 10% premarket.

>>49869618
>75 was unexpected as JPow explicitly said it WOULD NOT happen
You almost get it.
Almost.

>weak ass open candle
It's Joever.

>>49489697
>Hedge funds have performed absolutely terrible for the last 20 years.
Yup, you do not understand survivorship bias.

Average hedge fund performing "terrible" means they get solid profit. Average retail "investor" gets completely fucking heemed and gets his account deleted.

Do outliers and extremes exist? Yeah. They do. Not everyone is Burry and not everyone is the GUH guy.

Why did a completely random support form at 4074?

>>49268636
>Biden and Powell
Oh boy.
>Listen here Jack! Print more of the uh the the the y'know, the thing or else you're out of job!